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headspace-hotel:

They did it??? They actually fucking did it???

THIS IS AMAZING

proudfreakmetarusonniku:

sims 2 corruption is wild like in strangetown there’s this poor dude called knut futa right. i mean already unfortunate on account of his name already, along with being a victim of serial killer olive specter, but that’s the least of this mans worries. this dude has the unfortunate distinction of being the most glitchy sim ever. his grave doesn’t even show up because his character file is so fucked he doesn’t even count as dead. he completely lacks any personality, interests, memories, genetics, age, anything, so the game treats the man as a baby despite him being a full grown adult so he just lies on the floor. any attempts to do anything to help him will fail. he cannot be interacted with. he cannot be aged out of his baby hell because the game will crash. his data is SO borked the community full of bonkers talented programming wizards CANNOT fix him. his data isn’t even formatted correctly. this poor man got hit by the game corruption beam and no one can save him. f in chat for knut futa.

huffylemon:

finleycannotdraw:

duckdotcom:

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

zevbian:

happy promo hour I’m peach I could be your silly lesbian mutual… I’m so cool I’m studying crickets in grad school and I’m manifesting my own epic yuri saga irl and I love to share my little emo music recommendations and I like to make friends ʕ·ᴥ·˵　ʔ also I’m a car guy

[id: a scan of a magazine ad for the 1996 Daihatsu Hijet MPV, which looks like a tiny mini van with three rows of seats. the text in the ad says “Picks up five times more women than a Lamborghini.”

flowers-but-gayer:

supersunky64:

Wow… it truly and end of a era. I’m going to miss hearing his legendary Wahoo’s. Thank you, Mr. Martinet for shaping everyone’s childhood memories. 🫡

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

also “ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic” in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

“ough watching a show uses so much electricity” on road sides there are giant electrified billboards that do nothing but show you ads

animentality:

Have you ever tried forcing your human body to get used to not drinking water for three days

seafoam-blues:

Having internet friends is an experience. Did you eat today? I can’t believe your sister hasn’t apologized yet, what a bitch. Drink a glass of water right now. Want to see a cat picture? I love you. I know you better than your parents. I don’t know your name. I’m having a rough day, can you talk to me about your favorite videogame? I love you. Good morning means good night means good afternoon means go to sleep. Here’s a doodle I made in class. I’m stealing your clothes as we speak, they’re so pretty. I love you. I love your pet. What does your hair look like? I’d love to see that weird leaf. I love you. I’m making you your favorite food. Thank you for holding my secrets for me. I love you. We’re having a coffe date. I love you. I’m giving you a screen-sized hug. I love you. I love you. I love you.